Thursday, December 18, 2008
It's snowing in Vegas...yippee...
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
So, I've been tagged....
1.Post rules on your blog
2. Answer the six '8' items
3. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving them a comment
8 Favorite TV Shows
1. So You Think You Can Dance! (dance, dance dance)
2. 30 Rock (funniest show on TV)
3. The Office
4. Heroes
5. Chuck
6. Gossip Girl (true guilty pleasure)
7. The Soup (Shout out to Joel McHale!)
8. Ugly Betty
8 Things I did yesterday
1. Went to a SEC Reporting Conference in San Francisco
2. Ate Peking Duck in Chinatown in San Francisco
3. Rode a cable car in San Francisco (did I mention I am in San Francisco?)
4. Talked to Julie
5. Wrote an email to my brother in Russia
6. Did online Christmas shopping
7. Took a really long, really hot shower
8. Blog stalked several people (I'll never tell who...)
8 Things I look forward to
1. Christmas!
2. Getting home (Vegas is snowed in)
3. Seeing baby Reed!
4. Seeing Stone Temple Pilots in January
5. The day I no longer have to work
6. Summer
7. Going to Russia
8. Jared coming home!
8 Favorite Restaurants
1. Mantra Masala
2. Waffles! (They serve nothing but waffles, it is amazing)
3. Serendipity 3
4. The Melting Pot
5. Archi's
6. Barry's Drive In (That one is for you Kaira!)
7. Mon Ami Gabi
8. California Pizza Kitchen
8 things on Wishlist
1. All versions of Singstar
2. Hard wood floors for my house
3. New camera
4. Photography skills to use new camera
5. Perfect skin/hair/body
6. Christian Louboutin shoes
7. Finding a job that pays me not to work
8. Diamonds. Lots of Diamonds.
8 People to Tag
I can't decide... so anyone who wants to!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Seeing your boss dance on a pole makes it all worth it...
I have to believe the planner of the Christmas party has no evil intent. They want to give the hard working people a chance to have fun, and perhaps create an opportunity to see the boss (and his wife who is wearing shiny pants) do a pole dance. These are worthy goals. But, in reality, it is a group of people who usually feel a bit awkward, dragging around significant others, who feel even more awkward, but who come as safety blanket/reflection of their life outside of work.
For those of us without this safety blanket, we are forced to come up with temporary solutions that will make us look like amazing, put together people. This is not the place to bring blind dates, this is not the place for 2nd string guys. This is a place to shine. Seeing as how this is my 6th corporate Christmas party, I knew what I was looking for. A good friend, who would bring no date drama, who could carry on a conversation, circle the room like a pro, and owned a suit. After going through my phone directory, I found my man. It was perfect. He agreed to go with me, all was right in the world.
This is where the story takes a turn for the worse. The day before the party, I was unceremoniously dumped! By my friend! So much for no date drama. He "got back together with his girlfriend" and "didn't feel right about dating other girls". Since when was this a date? You were my wing man. This was a business transaction, pure and simple. But apparently after 4 years of friendship, this was my big move, cause apparently I am in love with him. And to tell me THE DAY BEFORE. That is inexcusable. I don't even have words.
Long story short, I didn't go alone, I found someone tall enough to allow me to wear heels, but did not have the "carry on a conversation" requirement down. But, there was the aforementioned pole dancing, a drunk Santa trying to break dance, and the head of HR dancing for $1 bills. We were all winners in that room.
The morale of this story, alcohol plus music plus middle aged men equals funny.
Oh, and I only have 12 months to find a date to next year's Christmas party. Wish me luck!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
What I have to be thankful for...
Apparently BSB used to have 5 people, and now they only have 4. I am sure one guy stole the other guys' hair gel or something serious like that. So, without further ado, introducing the BSB!!! (All pictures taken with my phone, so not the best)
They did all the cliche boy band moves. Dancing in a line. Dancing in a line with leather jackets. Sitting on chairs singing ballads while wearing suits. Dancing with chairs. The only regret I have is that they did not wear all white. That would have made my night.
These boys are getting old. To emphasize this fact, and to show how haggard they really are, they showed their old videos on the big screen while singing their old hits. Not a good idea.
Overall, amazing, but a little disappointing. I had no idea they had so many ballads. There were not nearly the number of dance sequences I would have liked. And, since most of their songs were slow, they did alot of dancing involving leaning, snapping, and swaying. Remember, this is coming from a girl who has seen NKOTB. Twice. Just for the record, NKOTB=awesome, BSB=not so awesome.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Glad I didn't waste THOSE 10 dollars...
Friday, November 21, 2008
One of THOSE girls...
I started reading book 1 about the time book 3 was released, because I wanted to understand what everyone was talking about. Book 1 was basically 500 pages of creepy vampire stalking, followed by a lot of “you're pretty, no, you're pretty”, then concluding with about 40 pages of action. "She falls down a lot" is about as much attention as gets paid to character development. Overall impression, I was kind of bored, very underwhelmed. I liked it ok, but by no means did I LOVE it, and I couldn't understand what everyone was all obsessed over.
For me, book 2 was slightly better for one reason, and one reason only, Jacob. I loved Jacob. He was funny, he was handy with tools, and he was tall and a werewolf. What isn't to love? But, book 2 also began my hatred of Bella. She is void of any personality, so obnoxiously whiny and very stupid, mostly because she couldn't see that the better choice of Jacob was sitting right in front of her. No wonder she was depressed when Edward went away, he was the most interesting thing about her. She is a horrible heroine. But, despite the Bella hate, it was ok, and I liked it enough to move to book 3 (mostly to hear more about that Jacob).
Book 3 was more of the same. Edward, Jacob, fighting over Bella, Bella being whiny and in mortal danger (again), written with physical descriptions of Edward to replace any character development. (We get it, he is hot. Move on already.) For the life of me, I can't understand why either Edward or Jacob would like (excuse me, I mean love) Bella. They are both too good for her, and I think they should just drop her, and go off and start a crime fighting force together. Awesome, right? And, I know Edward and Bella are supposed to have some deep soul mate thing going on, but I just can't see it. Infatuation? Yes. Physical attraction? Of course yes, the entire plot line is bogged down with descriptions of Edward's sparkly body and marble abs. True love? Hardly.
Book 4 is the worst of the lot. Not only did it include that creepy human/vampire baby (wouldn't you be creeped out if your baby had teeth?) with the worst name ever, it was long just for the sake of being long. I mean seriously, doesn't the woman have an editor? Why did we need all these side stories and tangents that in no way drove the plot? Why on earth would she take the time to give back-story to a woman Jacob sees in a crowd who never reappears anywhere in the story? Why did Bella need to get a fake passport that was never used? Why were these important? And, to top it all off, we STILL have to hear Bella wonder why Edward chose her. Guess what, we are all wondering why a 100 year old vampire would want an annoying teenage girl who has no personality or opinions of her own, but we have all just accepted it. Maybe you should too. Why oh why am I reading book 4?
Now we have the movie. I wanted to see it, mostly because my biggest beef with the books was poor writing. I figured someone else would have written the screenplay, and maybe it would be better. However, I didn't want to see it opening night and be one of THOSE girls. However, here I am, opening night, holding a ticket to the movie. After reading my book reviews, I am sure you are all super excited to hear my movie review! Just you wait!Thursday, November 20, 2008
Subconsciously saving this date for 15 years...
The show was amazing, as expected. Although I loved both shows ALOT, I think if I had to pick a favorite, I would pick the Las Vegas show, only because of the anticipation and first time excitement of it all. And, because Donnie called the Vegas audience "the sexy house" which he purposefully did not say in Salt Lake. The Salt Lake crowd had the Las Vegas crowd beat hands down in one very obvious area, the costumes. You can always count on those Mormons to dress up! There was crimped hair, florescent colors, puffy painted shirts as far as the eye could see. It was quite amazing.
The other highlight of the weekend was the food. Oh, the glorious food. For some reason, lately I can't seem to eat enough. What else is new, right? But really, it has been quite shocking the amount I have consumed. Perhaps my body is just prepping for Thanksgiving next week. I actually grossed out a waiter at Chili's by ordering a 2 item combo plate, complete with sides. He didn't think I could eat the entire meal, I told him I would eat it all AND get dessert. He laughed. He obviously doesn't know me. The sad part of it all, I totally won that bet, and it wasn't even a challenge. The weekend also included a trip to my favorite bakery, Shirley's, for some good homemade cinnamon rolls, and the discovery of a new favorite, J-Dawgs. Hands down, the best hot dog I have ever consumed, and trust me, I have consumed quite a few. (Tyson, I am actually quite upset with you about this one! In the past year, all the times I have been to Provo to visit you, and not one mention of J-Dawgs? What, were you keeping the secret to yourself? To think, I could have been eating these all along!)
In a long line of pictures of me eating, here is the latest, with Melinda and Christy, enjoying a perfect hot dog moment:
Bliss. It was an amazing weekend, good food, dressing up, photo sessions, NKOTB, but most importantly, great friends. Thanks for going girls!
Bald Guy!!!


